Post by The King Of Kings on May 7, 2006 12:45:59 GMT -5
I think Big Evil stated earlier, but if I have to see another one of my friends do the John Cena taunt in front of me and say "You Can't See Me", I am going to buy a sledgehammer. John do the world a favor and take out a razor blade and hit a vein in those arms. Remember Up the street and not across.
It seems to me TNA might be losing some steam now that ECW is coming back. There X Division still rules and they now have my future ex wife Christy Hemme in the company. That was just the top last year Eddie died and they release Christy I mean she lays more wood than Team 3D, not saying shes a whore but I mean every time she came out it was like BLAM. The best thing about TNA though is two words, SAMOA F'N JOE.
ECW is gonna kick ass folks. I cant wait to hear "Enter Sandman" and see Sabu do something crazy. Its gonna be like my childhood without going to high school again.
Smackdown, the elephant in the room nobody notices. Angle and Orton both out, Taker has to play Giant slayer yet again, Benoit is in obscurity in the mid card range, Booker T, more on him later, and we have one of Big Evils ex girlfriends as a world champion. The best part of Smackdown right now is Finley, why you ask I'm half Irish, I'm for this ethnic stereotypical bastard because not only can he fight hes not getting a midget manager all he needs now is a woman with 2 teeth and two black eyes and you have Irish people down to a T.
Booker T is a contender for the KOTR. WHY, he sucks worse than Cena, except for Cena we will actually remember his title reigns. Booker and his man beast ah i mean wife should have a suicide pact and join Cena in hell. Booker Ts hell is he has to be GI BRO for an eternity.
Finally its nice to see Mr Middle Finger back, I mean he finally was able to stop masturbating to episodes of "My Super Sweet 16" on MTV and come back and write for us.
It seems to me TNA might be losing some steam now that ECW is coming back. There X Division still rules and they now have my future ex wife Christy Hemme in the company. That was just the top last year Eddie died and they release Christy I mean she lays more wood than Team 3D, not saying shes a whore but I mean every time she came out it was like BLAM. The best thing about TNA though is two words, SAMOA F'N JOE.
ECW is gonna kick ass folks. I cant wait to hear "Enter Sandman" and see Sabu do something crazy. Its gonna be like my childhood without going to high school again.
Smackdown, the elephant in the room nobody notices. Angle and Orton both out, Taker has to play Giant slayer yet again, Benoit is in obscurity in the mid card range, Booker T, more on him later, and we have one of Big Evils ex girlfriends as a world champion. The best part of Smackdown right now is Finley, why you ask I'm half Irish, I'm for this ethnic stereotypical bastard because not only can he fight hes not getting a midget manager all he needs now is a woman with 2 teeth and two black eyes and you have Irish people down to a T.
Booker T is a contender for the KOTR. WHY, he sucks worse than Cena, except for Cena we will actually remember his title reigns. Booker and his man beast ah i mean wife should have a suicide pact and join Cena in hell. Booker Ts hell is he has to be GI BRO for an eternity.
Finally its nice to see Mr Middle Finger back, I mean he finally was able to stop masturbating to episodes of "My Super Sweet 16" on MTV and come back and write for us.