Post by The Big Evil Booty Daddy on May 2, 2006 17:19:47 GMT -5
Id like to put something to rest that Ive had stuck in my head for many months. I sit home with Misses Big Evil and listen to her tell me how hot John Cena is.. Of course as her signigigantly Evil other i contemplate the disiplinary Kendo stick that is used whenever someone speaks praise of the weakest wwe champion in history in the house of mayhem. And ill tell you why. People ask me all the time Big evil why do you hate john cena so much, hes a local boy. What is wrong with John Cena? John Cena Is a flavor of the month. His Gimmick is washed and faded worse then the doink the clown t shirt i had when i was little. John Cena is a gimmick. Hes a suburban abercrombie white boy from west newbury mass. He drives a jeep and his favorite band is led zepplin. His "Character" with his fancy spinning belt and reebok pumps appeal to desprite white girls who live in trailers, PEOPLE WHO KNOW SHIT ABOUT PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING, Children, People From West Newbury, Mr.No Gimmicks needed i really am that dam gay, and sadly Mrs. Big Evil (Sorry hunnie Please dont throw me in the dog house!). Triple H took the words out of my mouth when he said Cenas Biggest move is pumping up his reeboks and i must agree. Cena is a big dude, hes well put togther and i mean his double FU was pretty cool. And I do enjoy watching him get beat up. But The 5 knuckle shuffle was voted the most electrifying move of the year. I mean vanilla ice breakdancing is more exciting then that. And when someone said cena couldnt wrestle he decided to insult masahiro chono and started using the stf(U). Im sorry but any moron could tell you that cena sucks. And the only reason he still is champion is because of the reception he recives from females ages 18-24 who pull out there dildos when he comes on screen, and the little kids who wanna be Wanksta just like him. You cant see me... Right because you wave your hand like you were barbra bush and u shake rattle and stick your cock in edges face? Right... Fuck you John cena, and fuck the moron who invented his gimmick.
My Name Is John Cena The King Of Crap
If Big Evil Were here Hed Beat my ass for tryin to rap
Everybody knows he can see me and the last time i saw him
In my pants i went pee..
I might as well quit now because my gimmick sucks
Prototype was better then my word life brass knucks
So im gonna stop rappin
before i start uncontrollably crappin because big evils gonna beat my ass.
FUCK YOU JOHN CENA
My Name Is John Cena The King Of Crap
If Big Evil Were here Hed Beat my ass for tryin to rap
Everybody knows he can see me and the last time i saw him
In my pants i went pee..
I might as well quit now because my gimmick sucks
Prototype was better then my word life brass knucks
So im gonna stop rappin
before i start uncontrollably crappin because big evils gonna beat my ass.
FUCK YOU JOHN CENA